Planescape Campaign
Session Nine Three
Kiergath: He does so
Shenvallei: “Hands behind your back!” Tie him up if he complies. Then gag him.
Kiergath: you do so
Van: “Can’t we finish the bastard off anyway? He wrecked my brand new shirt!”
Shenvallei: Search him.
Kiergath: dagger, spell component pouches
Shenvallei: No spell book?
Kiergath: Nope
Shenvallei: “A gods damned sorcerer!” I smack him across the face.
Shenvallei: “Hands behind your back!” Tie him up if he complies. Then gag him.
Kiergath: you do so
Van: “Can’t we finish the bastard off anyway? He wrecked my brand new shirt!”
Shenvallei: Search him.
Kiergath: dagger, spell component pouches
Shenvallei: No spell book?
Kiergath: Nope
Shenvallei: “A gods damned sorcerer!” I smack him across the face.
- Van sighs and drags his sorry ass (Van’s) over to the bookshelves and begins pulling books out. *
Kiergath: novels, histories
Shenvallei: Pick up the book he was reading.
Kiergath: “Elminster’s Guide to Volo’s Guides”
Shenvallei: Pocket it.
Kiergath: you do so
Shenvallei: I look at the dagger on the ground.
Shenvallei: normal looking?
Kiergath: Normal materials.. very good quality.
Shenvallei: Ill take it anyway. And hold it to his throat.
Shenvallei: Then ungag him “one wrong move and you are finished.”
Shenvallei: “Now we are going to ask you a bunch of questions. And we want them answered immediately.”
Kiergath: He nods, once.
Shenvallei: “Where is the githyanki half fiend who bears the silver sword of his father?”
Kiergath: The githyanki blinks in confusion, “Half fiend? Bearing a silver sword? Theres only one githyanki half fiend here, and you’re travelling with her!”
Shenvallei: “Her brother you fool. Her brother is among you and is the true half-fiend!”
Van: Walk over to the man, Halberd upended, blade down
Van: I assume he’s still on the ground
Kiergath: I assume so
Van: “Give us the location of Yi’minn, now.”
Van: “No more games.”
Shenvallei: “Tell us what we want to know and this wont be unpleasant for you.”
Kiergath: “Sigil, waiting for news of Ki’ina’s whereabouts. You know this, you met with him but a week ago!”
Van: ”...and the sword?”
Kiergath: “Deeper in this cellar, through the south door from this room. The other door leads to a back door.”
Shenvallei: “And is it guarded? And if so by what? Tell us the truth or we will not set you free.”
Kiergath: “More of my people, several mercenaries.. and Kolphyranyx.”
Van: ”...what is…Kolphyranyx?”
Shenvallei: “And what is your name mage?
Shenvallei: “
Kiergath: “Kolphyranyx is one of the great serpents allied to my stronghold, a child by his people’s reckoning, guarding the sword here to repay a debt owed by his parents to Yi’minn.”
Kiergath: Ki’ina sighs, “He means a dragon.. a red dragon.”
Van: “I gathered…that’s…pleasant of him to say.”
Kiergath: Two things happen at once.
Kiergath: Van’s halberd arcs downward towards the mage
Kiergath: and the Githyanki disappears
Kiergath: Sparks fly as the halberd hits stone
Van: ”...brilliant…”
Shenvallei: “What the…”
Shenvallei: Search the room for any sign of him.
- Van lets the Halberd clatter to the floor in anger, then stalks over towards the chest in the corner. *
Kiergath: The room has no sign of him
Kiergath: only the two dead rogues
Shenvallei: “We should dispose of the bodies.”
Van: “It matters little…they know we’re here, or they will.”
Kiergath: Ki’ina: They already did, I’m sure.
- Van kicks the lid of the chest *
Kiergath: Ki’ina: This battle was planned – those rogues were already positioned and waiting when we arrived.
Shenvallei: I listen at the south door.
Kiergath: Roll
Kiergath: Van – it opens
Shenvallei: [1d20<!- Official Roll ->] => [4] = (4)
Van: Snoop.
Kiergath: nothing, Shen
Kiergath: Clothes, including shirts
Shenvallei: pull open the door carefully.
Van: Start shredding some of the shirts and attempt to stop the blood flowing from my back.
Kiergath: Ki’ina, assuming you let her, gives you a hand.
Kiergath: Shen, another corridor, ending in a door about 30 feet down
Shenvallei: search for traps, ceiling/floor/sides
Shenvallei: and sidle the wall the the alcove
Van: and yes, I would
Shenvallei: to the
Kiergath: in your prodding, you open a door
Shenvallei: I enter.
Shenvallei: Are there any bottles or just kegs?
Kiergath: See above.
Kiergath: :P
Kiergath: No bottles
Van: ...lol
Shenvallei: Do a quick search of the room then head back to the hallway.
Kiergath: Nothing extraordinary
Kiergath: it appears to be a stockpile of, largely, beer
Kiergath: some of it extraordinarily old
Kiergath: cobwebs everywhere
Shenvallei: Continue south then to the southern door moving silently.
Shenvallei: Then listen at that door.
Kiergath: Roll it
Shenvallei: [1d20<!- Official Roll ->] => [1] = (1)
Kiergath: Silence
Shenvallei: Im going to start taking 10 on all checks :P
Shenvallei: hmm
- Van heads down the hallway, having retrieved his halberd *
Kiergath: Ki’ina follows
Kiergath: You gather at the door
Shenvallei: False life on Luna
Shenvallei: Alter Self on Luna
Shenvallei: The later making her grow to a small creature with larger fangs/claws.
- Van mutters, angrily, “Here’s to looking before you leap…” *
- Van kicks down the door and uses it as a springboard to leap into the room (Assuming this is possible) *
Shenvallei: hehe thats a sight for an imagination :P
Kiergath: BEHOLD
Van: I imagine it’s feasible…if somewhat difficult.
Kiergath: THE ROOM NEEDS NO EXPLANATION, I AM SURE
Van: ...and…it feels somewhat wasted, unless there’s something with attacking range.
Shenvallei: are you using a lightpen to draw?
Kiergath: huh?
Shenvallei: beacause thats a really good room :P
Kiergath: I’m using ORPG and a mouse
Van: He’s marvelling at your technique when compared to the shit ones I was drawing with my touchpad
Shenvallei: ah right
Kiergath: dude!
Shenvallei: forgot about the touchpad
Kiergath: my map is even, like, continuous!
Kiergath: :P
Shenvallei: lol
Van: ...I have a feeling that Newton is with me…
Shenvallei: web!
Shenvallei: Wow that blue is really a neat color
Kiergath: That..
Kiergath: Pretty much sums it up
Kiergath: :P
Van: ...indeed
Kiergath: The dragon’s not very big.
Kiergath: Maybe six feet long in the body, long tail
Kiergath: kind’ve ungainly, like it doesn’t quite have the proportions down, much less the size
Kiergath: And.. its not moving much.
Kiergath: Struggling.. feebly.
Kiergath: And, since Shen is in the room.
Kiergath: LOL….
Kiergath: Nick BSOD’ed
Van: LOL
Van: Awesome
Kiergath: and has to go for awhile
Van: ...lame
Kiergath: thats what I told him
Kiergath: he’s restarting
Kiergath: it would really suck to have to stop now
Kiergath: lol
Kiergath: because.. we’re pretty much almost done here
Van: lol
Van: I would hate to leave Van hanging.
Van: Literally
Kiergath: yeah.. uh..
Kiergath: you bounce off the other door
Kiergath: sry
Van: ...damn
Van: I was hoping to bounce through the other door
Van: and bypass the whole spidery doom altogether
Van: :P
Van: ...I don’t want to fight a spider which is capable of snaring a young red dragon
Van: really
Kiergath: lol
Kiergath: it was sleeping :(
Kiergath: Its actually not any older than Ki’ina.
Kiergath: Possibly a year or two younger
Shenvallei (enter): 23:13
Shenvallei: sorry about that
<u>Server Administrator</u>-> Kicking ‘Shenvallei’ from server… Removing dead client
Shenvallei (exit): 23:14
Shenvallei: lol nice map
Shenvallei: especially the :(
Kiergath: YES
Kiergath: IT IS
Kiergath: Van has bounced off the opposite door
Shenvallei: Using my astute powers of memory
Shenvallei: what did the mage say was the location of the sword?
Shenvallei: I mean
Kiergath: Just said “South door”
Shenvallei: the sword in the top over to the east isnt THE sword is it?
Kiergath: dunno
Kiergath: is it?
Kiergath: its a long ways away
Shenvallei: Anything moving in theroom?
Kiergath: the dragon
Kiergath: the stream
Shenvallei: wheres the dragon
Kiergath: uhm
Kiergath: “HI!”
Kiergath: “I’m a Dragon!”
Kiergath: in the web
Kiergath: :P
Shenvallei: theres a dragon in spiderwebs?
Shenvallei: I see that
Kiergath: k?
Kiergath: :P
Kiergath: yes, there is
Kiergath: its stuck
Shenvallei: you are kidding
Van: Quietly, to himself… “Don’t panic…don’t panic…you’ve read about this before…”
Kiergath: Its only about 16 feet long from tip of tail to snout
Shenvallei: a dragon got stuck in a web?
Van: No, no kidding there…
Kiergath: uh..
Shenvallei: LOL what a lame dragon
Van: I’ve seen it done.
Kiergath: Looks more like the web was wrapped around it
- Shenvallei laughs at the absurdity! *
Kiergath: SLAP!*
Kiergath: Ki’ina whacks Shen
Shenvallei: “Ow, sorry.”
Kiergath: Ki’ina: Hey! I grew up with that dragon! Stop laughing at him!
Shenvallei: “Well its not going to let us get your sword back is it?”
Van: Step out towards the center of the room, away from the dragon and the south wall
Kiergath: Ki’ina: He’s only twenty two, even dragons get to be young for awhile.
Kiergath: Ki’ina: I’m not worried about Kolphyr.. more worried about the bug.
Kiergath: So.. you’re moving…
Shenvallei: Do we see a spider?
Kiergath: There?
Kiergath: No
Van: Uh
Van: There.
Van: Da.
Shenvallei: Ill follow about 10 feet behind him.
Van: ...a bunny?
Van: ...that’s not a bunny.
Van: that defies all bunnyhood.
Van: I liked it before when it just had wings
Van: YOU CAN STOP WITH THE DETAIL ANYTIME NOW
Van: ...
Van: I hate you
Kiergath: I know
Van: I hate you oh so very much.
Shenvallei: thats pretty creepy looking
Kiergath: I’m.. not sure what it is, either
Kiergath: But its charging
Kiergath: :P
Van: ...
Van: So am I.
Kiergath: good
Van: Shall we initiativeize?
Kiergath: INITIATIVE
Van: [1d20+3<!- Official Roll ->] => [13,3] = (16)
Shenvallei: sure I may need to go mid battle though
Van: ...finally, something different.
Kiergath: Giant Sword Spider [1d20<!- Official Roll ->] => [7] = (7)
Shenvallei: so keep track of all you can.
Shenvallei: [1d20<!- Official Roll ->] => [14] = (14)
Kiergath: Yep
Van: ...asshole.
Shenvallei: +5
Kiergath: VAN!
Van: eh?
Van: I go before Shen?
Kiergath: oh right
Kiergath: +5
Kiergath: lol
Van: :P
Kiergath: sorry, I’m not used to people breaking up their rolls and bonuses
Kiergath: SHEN!
Van: lol
Shenvallei: Hmm.
Shenvallei: Taking a quick look at the dragon, is it freeable?
Kiergath: If you had a way to get rid of alot of web in a hurry
Shenvallei: fire!
Kiergath: true
Shenvallei: scorching ray on the web hopefully itll free the dragon.
Kiergath: The web begins to burn
Kiergath: quickly
Kiergath: VAN!
Van: ...uh…
Van: I really don’t know.
Van: So…uh…leap backwards, or something.
Van: ...probably towards the door
Van: Since Shen set the webbing on fire
Shenvallei: how big is this spider
Kiergath: About the size of a ford minivan
Kiergath: Then add legs
Van: ...which have blades on them.
Kiergath: Yes.
Van: Thus being one of many reasons I’m getting the fuck out of this hellhole.
Shenvallei: right huge
Kiergath: The spider…
Kiergath: being a spider..
Kiergath: is attracted to movement
Kiergath: and goes sproing
Van: ...I fucking hate you, Morgan.
Kiergath: Sick a babau on me at level 3, will you?
Kiergath: :P
Kiergath: Ki’ina hits! And does damage.
Kiergath: NEXT ROUND
Kiergath: Old inits apply. Dragon moving at [1d20<!- Official Roll ->] => [2] = (2)
Kiergath: LOL.
Kiergath: Shen
Shenvallei: Run for the sword and scream at the dragon “You are free my friend! Free!”
Shenvallei: Full move run.
Kiergath: Van!
Van: ...Leap for the doorway, then out into the hallway.
Van: Put as much distance between that thing and myself as possible.,
Shenvallei: I have to go guys Ill bbl.
Shenvallei: afk
Van: Alright, see you, Nick.
End of Session Nine